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Short English Jokes

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Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Q: Why did God give men penises? Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice Q:Why did Tigger look in the toilet? Many times this play on words is based on the fact that two words sound the same or similar. A: Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. A: A nun with a spear through her head. A: They both don't work and always take your money. If it is, then make sure you check with our after you have finished here. A: Slick her hair back she looks 15. Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.

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Best Funny Dirty Adult Jokes

best dirty jokes in english

The rabbit said no so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? Shopping 6 Went to the corner shop — bought 4 corners. Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? There would be mass confusion! Q: What's the job application to Hooters? Intercom A Jumbojet was coming into London Heathrow after a long-haul trip from Singapore and the captain opened the intercom and said 'Ladies and gentlemen we are now making our final approach into Heathrow, we hope you've enjoyed flying with RarelyCrash Airways and that we'll see you again soon, please have a safe onward journey' at which point he forgot to turn the intercom off. Best Jokes in 2019 A compilation of the top ten dirty jokes that make you laugh so hard. Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a cock? Q: What does a guy and a car have in common? It's now being called 'Abridge too far' Kate Middleton went into labor on July 22nd in London. Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? So you can have dirty knock-knock joke, or a dark what do you call joke.

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BRITISH TOP 50 JOKES OF ALL TIME

best dirty jokes in english

Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Dirty Short Bar Jokes Handjob Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. Since Roland was learning Spanish, he asked the guide to speak to him in Spanish and to correct any mistakes of usage. Q: What does an Owl in England watch? Q: Why was the African American girl quiet during the movie? Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. The charter is intended to protect the rights of scarecrows.

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Dirty Jokes: Crude and Cruel Jokes For Adults Only

best dirty jokes in english

Q: What do you call a gangbanger behind bars? Why did the Siamese twins move to England? He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up. A: They named him Sum Ting Wong. A: Cinderella wanted to get to the ball Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in England? Tip: use this article for future reference if you forget some of the vocabulary from this lesson. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool Q: What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? Not only funny, but extremely humorous. Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Yesterday, who sucks his dick? A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Phone-in 3 The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. A: By becoming a ventriloquist! Q: Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off? You got yourself into this fucking mess, don't ask me to sort it out.

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BRITISH TOP 50 JOKES OF ALL TIME

best dirty jokes in english

Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common? Just because I have fair hair doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. Three feet of my cock up your ass. A: Because there is a big clock right in the middle of town. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

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Short Dirty Jokes

best dirty jokes in english

Q: What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. Dirty Joke - Nurses and Patient. A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. A:Because he was looking for Pooh If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off? How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? A: Halfway Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? Q: What is a crack head's favorite song? What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? The officer stops and approaches the guy. What did the leper say to the prostitute? He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. A: The one alive in the middle chewing it's way out. A: They both suck for four quarters.

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BRITISH TOP 50 JOKES OF ALL TIME

best dirty jokes in english

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? He fondled her Flap Jacks as she rubbed his Tic Tacs. Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? It took him two hours to pass me the salt. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters. Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? Three days ago Doe kisses him. Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.

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Jokes we consider best and funniest

best dirty jokes in english

A: When he eats his first Brownie. Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano? This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Q: What has got two legs and bleeds? A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

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