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Ann and David were lying in the forest and making love when Ann suddenly discovers that a little boy is watching. Body like a Greek statue — completely pale, no arms. Soon they hear a knock at the door. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Shopping 2 Went to the paper shop — it had blown away.
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