Funny put down lines. Put Downs Quotes (25 quotes)

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funny put down lines

Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport? He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. You don't sweat much, for a fat girl. If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant. Because your ass is taking up a lot of room. I can't talk and laugh at the same time! He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot. Not after what you said the last time.

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29 Vicious (And Hilarious) Putdowns & Insults

funny put down lines

Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip. I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. You say that you are always bright and early. But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. I don't think you've ever seen my cat. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? You grow on people - like a wart! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.


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The 25 Best Put Downs Ever

funny put down lines

Speaking in an absurdly pleasant tone or with exaggerated sweetness will boost the effect of the insult. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you. In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Good news, the test results are negative! It would be a great shock to Christians everywhere if God looked anything like you, Baldrick. When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.

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Great Put

funny put down lines

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. Why, is it because I'm small and cute? Cuz its obvious we're a match. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat. Talk is cheap, but so are you. Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck.


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25 brilliant heckler put

funny put down lines

I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man', look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years? So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in? Lawrence will set up the photo, leave the room. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high. There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.

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The Top 10 One Line Put Downs

funny put down lines

I hope the worst day of your past is the best day of your future. I just got out of Leavenworth. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? He's the first in his family born without a tail. I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger. The following is a list of some of the best masked insults that can be used as defensive measures or as spur-of-the-moment attacks.

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funny put down lines

Your like my false teeth, I can't smile without you. Your parents are disappointed in you. If manure were music, you'd be a brass band. Tell your audience the brutal truth and explain how your business can help. You know, you know what I'm talkin' about? Hey you looking for a stud in your life? I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us f--k this asshole, we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit! They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. Are you a pirate because I'm wondering were you got that booty.

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Rejecting Pick Up Lines

funny put down lines

It's breathtaking - I suggest you try it. Perhaps I will set it to music: Mozart About a play at the theatre: There was a good bit about half way through when we all ate ice-cream. He's so dense that light bends around him. We've got a god for everything. Look, your mother gave birth to you.

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Great Put

funny put down lines

Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass. Professor Wilson, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge on the next test paper, but Gandhi responded brilliantly to all questions. When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Wilson, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. He can open his mail with that nose! My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Because you are looking trashy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose.

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funny put down lines

You're so ugly you make blind kids cry. Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. One day he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. But there she was, just as I remembered her.

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