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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. Dirty jokes, to many, are the best kinds of jokes. They will focus most about weight, appearance and intelligence in a bad way. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old. When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit.

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Best jokes ever

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Her attendants have noticed that every time they wash her crotch she moves a little bit. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. The restraining order says I have to. What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? The funny thing is, that she will answer to most questions, and sometimes these a just too funny to let ignore. These are created to be enjoyed nothing more.

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Two mice chewing on a film roll. Batman can go to a Deli without Robin! Q: When should you watch out for a bully? And for more side-splitters, see the 1. Tom agrees and asks for some privacy in the room. Well your prayer is heard, we got 16 different categories of great pick up lines just for you. Keep in mind that these are only for fun and that is not meant anything personal with them. If you like the knock knock pun, then proceed over to the right joke category.

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Best jokes ever

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I told him to go ask his sister. Remember to share with those you like and love. Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness? Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. A: So they don't poke her eye out. Q: What do you call a retard in a tree with a brief case? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? What´s the stupidest animal in the jungle? The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. I like to make humor on the fly. Funny jokes to tell a girl There is many ways to impress a girl, one thing that stands above all else is humor. Q: What has got two legs and bleeds? Q: What's the job application to Hooters? The punk rocker's mohawk is red, green, yellow and orange. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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BEST. SHORT JOKES. EVER.

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These focus most about woman who say or do weird things. They are so stupid that they actually are funny. They take humor and throw in a bit of spice in the form of crudeness poking fun at topics of gender, race, sexuality, etc. If you like these, then it's the right place. A: Because his pecker is on his head! How are women like linoleum floors? Use these with caution; these may hurt someone feelings. A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q: What is a crack head's favorite song? Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches.

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Best dirty jokes ever

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Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face! A: Slick her hair back she looks 15. What do a woman and a bar have in common? A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers. Hey happy father day to all the fathers out there. Whether it's a jokes, quote, riddle or pun your interest lies in, I have small request for you all. Do you know some naughty jokes which we do not yet have on this list? Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

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50 Dirty Jokes Racy You'll Want to Cover Your Eyes

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Many times, it seems like they got an unlimited amount of them. Yes, some of them are brutal and somewhat evil. What did the leper say to the prostitute? A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? My grandfather had the heart of lion and a lifetime ban from the New your city zoo. Q: What's sicker than a pile of dead babies? Enjoy the great list of adult collection. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? Adult jokes: Here you will find some pretty bold and sassy ones. It is the parents responsibility to guide their children what they may or may not read and see on this site. I have divided every genre in different categories, making it easy and straightforward for you to find the right joke, quote, etc.

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Dirty Jokes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard.

great rude jokes

Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? Top Funny Jokes homepage is packed with hours and hours of humor, laughter and enjoyment. Short jokes: Do you have trouble remembering? Q: What do you call a woman that wears flip-flops in winter? Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E. What do boobs and toys have in common? These begins with a question while the answer is the punch line. Redneck jokes: A redneck is a term used for poor, white, southern state farmers in th United states. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? You put a little boogie into it.

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50 Dirty Jokes Racy You'll Want to Cover Your Eyes

great rude jokes

I hope you'll enjoy them, it took me quit some time to assemble this list. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken. Q: What do you get when you mix puppies and rabbits? A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me. Corny jokes: Corny ones have a lame punchlines as jokes goes. A compilation of the top ten dirty jokes that will make you laugh so hard. It only takes one nail to hang up the picture. A: Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? You are the wind beneath my wings.

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