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Funny Jokes & Quotes

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A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Funny Christmas jokes - Dragon Santa Claus: So, what do you want for Christmas this year? It's important for her to see what a manlooks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. Funny Valentines Day jokes - Saint Valentine Saint Valentine is the guardian of the salespeople of cosmetics, perfume, underwear and chocolate. It would strange if you heard applause. One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. A: A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

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Sex Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? No, not because of his colorful clothes, way of speaking, waving hands laughing habits or because he was French. To send your funny joke, follow this. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. But married guys think about it even more often. He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Funny Christmas jokes - Office party Do not to judge those who drink alone with themselves. I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents.

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Sex Jokes

sexy joke of the day

I went to the shop the other d. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. It was a tribe of Africans and everything was huge about them if you know what I mean. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

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Funny Jokes

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As experience shows, it's easier to fool somebody on a regular day, rather than on April 1st. She tries to get away, complaining having a headache. I have heard that you died three times already! One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. Your daughter is using cocaine. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. His heart isn't so foolish to attack him. If your butt hits the pavement its your assfalt.

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We aim to offer you as many as possible. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. Soon another girl does the same thing. Maybe it is an entrepreneur, working with individual performance certificate, at his company Christmas party. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay? The next morning they got up and were still not talking. A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth.

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Funny Jokes

sexy joke of the day

Don't Step on the Ducks Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. So I called him a son of a mutant pig. Funny sex jokes - Condom - Dad, what happens if a condom tear? A: Spit, swallow, and gargle, Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our lungs out.

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Funny Thought for the day: Inner Strength

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You're getting mayo all over my bed! Nothing squashes creativity more than. And then the greatest day of your life. We don't limit the usage of it for your purposes. A quote from a Kamasutra book. We are enthusiasts of jokes and funny stories. Check out what are other great After the Christmas Do you know what I got for Christmas? Weeks later the old lady returned.

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Funny Dirty Jokes

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Makes everything better and I can go to work. Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man? Web site Jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes. This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Answer: yes, as there's exactly 9 months period Valentines Day The best thing of being my own date for Valentine's Day is knowing I'm guaranteed to score. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde.

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