Do you know what a Timberwolf is? Everything else goes to , , and other Naruto video game subreddits. The difficult thing about this line is that you have to find the perfect moment to use it. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow. Coz when i first saw you, you already won my heart. Coz even when I can't see you, I still feel you inside my heart.
At what speed must I live, to be able to see you again? So if you see something, bookmark this link and try to use it the next time you see someone who fancies you! During that discussion, you can make use of this line as an ice-breaker into hinting you have feelings for them. Inspired by Let's have a future diary. Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week. Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear no why? If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole! Any low-effort posts which do not even belong in dankruto shouldn't be posted at all. Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Have you ever milked a cow before? By using this as an opening while a person is most vulnerable may come across as a little disturbing, with the right timing and delivery, it shows that you are the type of person that is willing to make sacrifices for the people you love. Cuz you're body's a wonderland too.
Inspired by I think I need a paralyze heal, cuz you're stunning. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. Inspired by You're the volt machines to my Voltes V. So the next time you are out on the town trying to get your hook ups, maybe some of these lines from our list can be of use to you. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy Wanna go on a picnic? Inspired by Do you have a Deathnote? Know what you can offer that person and what they can offer you. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was bound to lead to me a slow death.
Maybe some anime can inspire you to pick up your game! Coz I think you shot an arrow through my heart. Hey honey, I saw how you handled that mechanical bull and i wanna let you know you can straddle me too. Hello, I am originally from the states and have lived in Japan since 2009. Are there any experts here that can help? This is a great way to show that even when you may be apart, if there is that second chance, then all things are possible. Granted you shouldn't use it on just random people, but take the chance to get to know that person as a friend. Just don't use this line as a reason to ultimately kill someone. With a line like this, it is not what you say, it is most certainly how you say it.
If you were a horse I'd ride you all the time You wanna see a donkey show? You can also offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on and promise them a life of smiles. I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force. If the line is cheesy, you don't want to tell it to her frowning. Me: this is a really big step for you, Zuzu Hidan: I can make you scream. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! Before you further read this article, be aware that using pickup lines is not the only thing you should consider when approaching a girl. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs.
There is a very low possibility that you could be seeing this person in the future. Because I have butterflies in my tummy I'm a dog and I'd like to check out your ass. What more if they're in costume? It's a now or never kind of scenario and you need the words to really get their attention. Inspired by Are you from a dango family? Like when talking about what you would be doing if the world ends would be a good moment. Spoilers All spoilers must be tagged. Inspired by If I just had a Geass, I'd command you to be mine. For those that are the more protective and romantic type, if you happen to see somebody feeling sad or insecure, this is a great way to show that you share their sadness but at the same time, demonstrate you can be there for them.
It equally shows a deep understanding of the contrasting notions of being idealistic and realistic. Because im always chasing after the Honey! Inspired by Extra cursed student or not, I wont even think of ignoring you. Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass Is that shirt those pants mad of camel skin? I'll have the chicken breast hold the chicken. . Maybe at a Halloween party while you are discussing some sort of world ending scenario and during that discussion, you can find a way to build up a moment to say this line.
It is ultimately romantic to suggest the last person you may want to see before you go onto the other side is them. Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Do not add any spoilers in the title of your post. We try hard to keep the spam filter clean of legitimate content, but it catches a lot of posts. Inspired by Baby, come with me and you'll be Going Merry. They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.